An Ode to the Aah-No Trio

Night out last Saturday was one of the most fun and "eventful" ladies night out so far. Frumbie, Q-bop, and Thiris went out to celebrate a couple of things: promotion, birthday, and (just because we want to have another reason for the remaining poor girl) doing work for 3 people that past week. It’s hard to give a blow-by-blow account of what happened (much as this person wants to), so here’s a disjointed recap of “the night”:

1. Going to Fez for after-the-musicale dinner and drinks, c/o Q-bop. Frumbie and Q-bop announced that they want to get drunk. Great music at Fez conditioned the trio (or at least Frumbie and Q-bop, Thiris was sleepy…but was not sleepy for long) to go clubbing.

2. Lazy as the trio are, they hailed a taxi to go to a nearby bar just around 2-3 blocks away. Ride took less than 2 minutes.

3. Trio went to Piedra, sadly one of the few “happening” clubs in Makati(/Taguig)…recession much? Trio were happy that the place is packed. *scene at the entrance*

Big guy bouncer/security dude at entrance: Ilan kayo?
Thiris (with matching megawatt smile and hair projection): Three *holding up three fingers at the same time*
Big guy: Sige pasok na lang kayo na libre….okay lang?
Trio: *astonished faces, with their luck, this should have NEVER happened…but it did!*

4. Trio are in high spirits (free entrance, what the heck, that’s enough cause for celebration). Notable scenes in Piedra:

• Frumbie getting stuck (Thiris and Q-bop didn’t realize she got stuck) by the bar to wait for her change and suddenly got flanked by two huge guys who were ordering their own drinks. Frumbie looks like a loser who went to a bar alone and who would just hit on anyone.
• Boy/s who were hitting on Q-bop, haha, I swear they’re just fetuses…poor boys…
• Thiris seeing her *gasp* terror HS teacher in Piedra…Thiris and Frumbie doing some major blocking ala musicale the whole night so that they won’t bump into each other
• Thiris’ conversation with one of the fetus:

Fetus A: *after hearing that it’s her birthday* So, how old are you?
Thiris: Twelve
(this is really begging for a Twilight meadow scene hahhaah)
• Thiris and Q-bop having bionic eyes….spotting cute guys for miles and miles
• Frumbie losing her tipsy state once she saw a girl puke in the CR

5. And this deserves a number of its own, the much revered COCKBLOCK! Nice going Q-bop! Frumbie trying hard not to laugh at the scene that has the makings of a Spanish telenovela while Thiris good-naturedly still answering the questions of the hurt and recently-cockblocked Fetus B. No more details possible…the moment will forever be ingrained to the gawd-i-love-this-night minds of the Aah-no Trio.

6. Finally, what summed up the night: Single Ladies was played at around 1:30 AM…and the Aahno-Trio just went on a bubble of its own making, unknowingly brushing off BOTH the cockblocker/s and the fetuses. Q-bop doing a 180 to face the other two, who were painstakingly trying to mimic Beyonce’s dance moves. In the end, that single scene summed up the single-life mantra they are harping about in Fez.
Notably, the Trio acted in varied ways that night:
Q-bop: ever the conversationalist, never running out of friendly words to say, being polite all around
Frumbie: not looking at anyone straight in the eye in case they get “ideas”, silently laughing in her mind and thinking that all events have the makings of a telenovela
Thiris: just happily dancing, dancer that she is, not caring how the evening might turn out...since, technically it’s just dancing